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Day to Daze

I trusted you at least I thought I could. I tried to believe when you said. I got a better job.I can pay you back

real soon.no! I don't do those drugs no moreI know my luck has changed my lifestyle has rearranged I'm on my

feet you'll never change your waysliving from day to dazewhy don't you fade away

I've heard all this before.When you were sleeping on my floor. You said only for a day, but as those 3 weeks

passedmy patience didn't last nor my food

Five Feet Under

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave. Would you look at him I think he's lost it

I don't think that he can be saved

He's got a downpayment on his tombstone.He's not alone his whole life has been outon a limb.Just look at him,

watch him get smashed and race bikes so fast.Just don't laugh, what will it say on his epitaph.Here he lies may he

rest in peace. Hung on to life by the skin of his teethpushing.His luck thru the bottle he drinks

He's got a date with his maker and he doesn't want to be late and make no mistake.

he's a good friend so why might his life have to end, my friend I don't want to

see you dead I don't want to see him dead! I don't want to see him dead! I don't want to see him dead!


Professional Crastination

Can't you see how easy it becomes. Procrastinate, we're professionals. Get things done, you can`t, to busy

having fun we're professionals

Professional crastination it`s a way of life if you've got lots of time.

Put it off cause tomorrow sounds much better than today.

Always late, not sometimes, occasionally. Consistantly, we're professionals

Professional crastination we`re living in a procrasti-nation

why can't we ever be on time?

Professional crastination it`s a way of life if you`ve got lots of time. Professional crastination

we`re livingin a procrasti-nationprofessional crastination.

Mean people suck

Mean people suck. Mean people suck. They suck, they suck, they suck and suck and suck.

Vanilla Sex

Don't ever take away from me my pornography. We obviously don't agree on what's obscene. I have the right to

choose what Iwant to see and read

Don't try to take away from me. My right to privacy what I do is no one's business but me

So stay in your missionary position. I hope that you get bored to death. There`s no way I`m going thru life

having vanilla sex

The Government's trying to get in your bedroom. You better lock your door and close your shades because

there could be someone watching you today.

Why do you try to make things illegal? Why do we have to be 21? Are you afraid that people are having

too much fun? Why do you care what I do in my bedroom. Why do you want to know how I screw

it. Seems to me you've got nothing better to do.

S&M Airlines

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight. I had to get out of this town tonight.

then a lady in black caught my attention. I couldn't figure out what was her intention.

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight. She could get me a seat and the price was right.

She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance. I had no idea what was in store for me.

She welcomed me aboard. Then she strapped me to my seat. She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss

her feet. She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged. One things for sure I'll never fly

s&m airlines again.

The Stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle. She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile.

The Pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes. then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs.

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick before I could do anything. She slapped my dick

so I followed her commands, my aim was to please. I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the end of the night. I had to get off of this torture flight.

I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip. She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip.

I'll never fly s&m airlines again. I'll never fly s&m airlines again. I'll never fly s&m airlines again

I'll never fly s&m airlines again


Drug Free America

We belive in a drug free America. A Drug free America for me. That's the way we belive. The way that it should

be. Drug free america for me

Like in Amsterdamn where drugs are bought and sold legally. Let's take it one step further and make them all for

free. drug free america for me

Say "nope to dope" when its not for free. Say "ugh to drugs" save your money. Don't listen to facts just sit back

and relax and help make our country drug free.


Life of Riley

I sit in my easy chair. I've got so much time to spare cause I know in my future days. I'll have my lionshare.

Theres nothing I like better than getting something for nothing. Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing

for free obviously they don't know me

You can have your cake and eat it too and there's plenty of free lunch for you. If you think you're getting cheated

then you don't have a clue. You don't know where you are, or what to do.

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly. I live the life...the life of riley


You Drink, You Drive, You Spill

I say don`t drink and drive. You might spill your drink. Before you get behind that wheel,

just stop think. You can take your changes but there`s so much to loose. Another bumpy road,

there`s so much wasted booze.

I`m not so worried about how many I kill. I`m much more concented with how much beer I spill.

How much beer I spill. How much beer I spill.

I say don`t drink and drive. You might spill your drink. Before you get behind that wheel,

just stop think.35 procent of accidents are caused by pixilated. The other 65 are not alcohol related.

What does this tell us about the drunk drivers. They seem to have a better record than

the sober team.

I`m not so worried about how many I kill. I`m much more concented with how much beer I spill.

How much beer I spill. How much beer I spill.I say don`t drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

Jaundiced Eye

black is beatiful, white is so pure. Can you see a difference? All I see's a blur. Is one color a virtue how can you be

sure.Ignorance the disease education The Cure

So how can you say that your proud of your race. Proud of your gender or proud of your faith.

Facism racism all starts out the same. Stop feeding the fire and smother the flame.

Some people are smarter than others so dumb. The Reason behind this a cultural one and greatness isn't carried

by blood so get off your high horseyou`re no better than us. All seems infected that the infected spy. As all looks

yellow to the jaundiced eyeYou're the infected you can never deny. You're arrogant, you're insolent,

you're living a lie.

Go your own way

Lovin` you isn`t the right thing to do? How can I ever change things that I feel? If I could maybe I`d give you my

world. How can I when you won`t take it from me.

You can go your own way. You can call it another lonely day. You can go your own way.

Tell me why everything turned around? Packing up shacking up`s all you wanna do. If I could baby I`d give you my

world. Open up everything`s wainting for you.

You can go your own way. You can call it another lonely day. You can go your own way.

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