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Green corn

Sometimes I think all the places where I don`t wanna go. Then I think of all things that I never wanna do. And

when I tink all the people I don`t wanna meet. I close my eyes then I go to sleep.

Tully, baby, you`re trapped behind your golden bars. I`m the prince of the poverty hangin` out in bars. Your life`s a

Mercedes, a mansion with a pool. My life`s on a bus stop just waiting for some fuel.

Your obviousness disgusts me I see thru your macho lies. I`ll fight everything you stand for. There`s something in

your purse baby, my head getting sore.Maybe what we had was just green corn.

Moron brothers

Talking about the Moron Bros`. tattooed fingers,tattooed toes.

They`re idiots, losers, they`re scum. Taking advantage of everyone.

You`re dog, they`re your fleas. Doing everything they can to spread disease.

They`ll take your beer, they`ll take your drugs. Leave with you microscopic bugs.

Their company is something you won`t miss. When your icetrays are filled with piss

They are the Moron Brothers. Don`t get along with others.

They`ll whine, they`ll bitch, they`ll fuck if you`re rich. They`ll leach, they`ll latch, they are the

itch you can`t scratch.

Do do do do do do do do da etc.

They`ll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed Tabasco`s in your mouth, there`s mustard up

your nose. When your heard is shaved you`ll think the worst has passed.

Just try to move your leg. They`ve put you in a cast.

They are the Moron brothers. Don`t get along with others.

They may not go down in history. But they`ll go down on your sister.

Shower days

In the morning I wake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes just feeling lousy.

My girlfriend tells me that It`s time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it`s only Tuesday".

Once every twety-four hours I suppose to take a shower. That`s not the way I do it, do it, do it

Personal hygiene is last thing on my mind. I don`t wanna do it, do it, do it

You know it doesn`t make difference to me. Every day I do the same old thing. So why should

have to be clean ? Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays. Also known as shower days. I hate them.

You know it doesn`t make difference to me. Every day I do the same old thing. So why should

have to be clean ? Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays. Also known as shower days. I hate them.

Food, sex and Ewe

I`d rather have a bottle in front of me. I`d rather watch 10 hours of T.V. But since I can`t I`ll think of food. I´ll

think of sex. I`ll think of music.And I`ll think of you. I`d rather have a cold one by the sea. I`d rather have

you sitting on top o`me. But since I`m here and you`re so far away. I`ll read about Zaphod Beeblebrox as

I pass the day, hey.I`d rather not spend my whole night driving. I`d rather not be on so much caffeine.

But since you`re in bed and I`m sleeping on some floor. I`ll think

of you and I`ll wish that I was home.

Just the Flu

Looking back to the past, predictions of the end. Unseen ultra violet rays are beating my head. Nuclear

threat wanna bet will be our demise.The day will come when we`ll look to apocalyptic skies.

When the news had spread, that soon we`d all be dead. Well it just blew our minds. No one could have guessed

that our worst fears at best.Figments of our time.

So it seems that our dreams will never come to be. How could such a stupid thing destroy humanity? A few

weeks till excinction and there`s nothing we can do.A message sent to other worlds will say, "It was just

the flu".There´s no lesson to be learned. There`s no one left to learn it.

El lay

Get out my way, can`t you see I`m from L.A.? Yeah, I met Slash, I`ve got a rose tattoo. I bet I know way

more people than you.I just love this town, my girlfriend weights eighty-four pounds. Met her at the

Cathouse where I get in for free.She pays rent while I watch T.V.

When we go out tonight. Gotta get my hair just right. Tight black pants and blue suede shoes. I`ll get my picture

in Rock City News. Gotta get those flyers out, might meet a talent scout. And he will talk contracts with me.

My fame and fortune and MTV. Rock City News.

New boobs

Something is lacking, I`m not attracting. My boobs are not as big as I want them to be. I want 36D.

I`m not receiving enough affection. Gonna get me a silicon injection. And fulfill my dreams, bust through

my seams.My social life is pathetic, I can`t find a man. What I need is cosmetic surgery. Be the best I can be.

Proteins, milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption. Who needs to diet when liposuction is painless and quick,

local anesthetic.Now body is a model, a flawless perfection I most certainly will cause an erection wherever

I go, but still I don`t know.The reason why I can`t find a mate. Guys I meet ejaculate. Then leave throug the door.

I can`t take anymore.

Cheese

It`s been a long time. Now it`s time to get your bubble burst. Things are bad enough in this world. Why do you

have make them worse? Day after day, you just gotta get it.

Where`s my slice?

So sick and tired of your bitchingand complaining. So long you`ve been oppressed while others lives are

gaining. Want reparations, you`re needy deserving. Can`t undestand why some are served while you`re

doing the serving. Anything but responsibility.

Where`s my slice? I want more than equal rights. I want everything for free!

You waste your time concerd with what others are earning. You want a revolution to start the tables turning.

A demonstration to make better nation.We`ll spend the day protesting all the problems that we`re facing.

Anything but face reality.

Where`s my slice? I want more than equal rights. I want everything for free!

Your brilliant theory how world owes your a living. You`ll take away from others, the things they should be

giving. They own the pie and you want your shareWhoever told you life was fair? You were dealt your hand-

Now play it!

Where`s my slice? I want more than equal rights. I want everything for free!

Together on the sand

Together on the sand

Together on the sand, we walk hand in hand. On the beachfront, She smiled at me. As she tightly held my hand.

I had my finger up her...Country music played on the radio. So I turned it off and we walked down to the water,

as she grabbed on to my honker. A wave swept us away.

Wo--ho--hoo, wo--ho--hoo, wo--ho--hoo

Nowhere

You can`t believe things you see and read. The Soviet threat. Our pseudo enemy

(what`s scaring me?). Our foreign policy. To make the world safe for business. Call it democracy.

Our human nature, It`s all the same. We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness. So stop hate open the

iron gate. It`s our destiny to make cold war history.

You think I give a shit. If you`re a socialist. If you`re a capitalist. We`ve all got to exist.

On this planet to nowhere to run. The millions of brainwashed must open their eyes.We are one.

With us over here and them over there. Barbed wire borders are going nowhere.

Brain constipation

Can`t stop obsessing all the alienation. My head is bleedin frickin brain constipation.

Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me. Am I alone in this world? Is there anyone

listening? Appease me, can`t find a reason to be. Alienation, is taking over me. I`m going

away, can`t go on any longer. I really don`t know why I just gotta die. I never thought this was

how it would end. The body swinging, I see it over and over again. Vanian singing, can I ever

listen to it again? A cry for attention was a cry never heard. With no one listening, there was

nothing to be heard. Nothing to be heard.

Gonoherpasyphilaids

Sitting in room waiting for some news. Sitting in room with white knuckles. Not feeling so good. I didn`t do

the things I should.I said, "Doctor, tell what`s wrong with me". He had this expression he didn`t know what

to say."It seems that you`ve contracted a new stain."How could this happened to me? Another victim

another casualty. From fucking casually, another casualty.

All the times I should have worn a Jimmy hat. All the times I said, "What the fuck, I won`t look back, that`s

not for me." I wouldn`t listen to reason. Now look at me

I don`t want you around

Je-Je-Jenny, so many times I tried to get away. But you kept following me all over town. I`ll

display it, there`s no way ta say it. I just don`t want you, I just don`t want you around. I don`t

want you around. You follow me around. It`s really bringing me down. I don`t want you around.

When it was time to go I had nothing to say. Don`t you look at me, don`t you look at me that way.

"I love you!" Oh really? Please go away. What gave you the idea? Get it out og your head. You

follow us around, we`re not the Grateful Dead. I wanted to be friends but you wanted more.

So, like I told you before, I don`t want you around.

Malachi crunch

Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin pumpin through your veins? A lifeless body in the cutter, city

streets are stained. How do you rationalize, what do you see in your reflection? A kid just having fun, a

soldiers bloodied boot impression.

One for all and all for one, especially when it`s ten on one.You don`t care what you`re doing, you know it

sure is fun.If it happened to your mother would you laugh so hard?Well, that was someones son or brother

that you kicked so hard. But, this time you went too far (you went too far).What`s the matter, don`t you

feel alright? Do you feel remorse. Or are the handcuffs on a little too tight?Now that you friends are gone,

you`ve got no defense, no protection. Five or six times a day you receive your hot beef injection.

I hope every time you`re cornholed terror fills your mind.The one emotion you have inspired one too many times.

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