Unknown Zine

We understand that you got back from Japan, any weird tour stories you would like to share with our readers?

Fat Mike:

McDonalds for lunch, Sushi for dinner.

What inspires you to do songs like the brews and Johnny Appleseed?

FM:

BEER

Who are the dog patch winos?

FM:

Bunch of Drunks from L.

Do you get a lot of crap for your dreads?

FM:

We put lot of crap in our dreads.

How'd you come up with the name NOFX?

FM:

Playing Poker

Who are the Major influences of the band.

FM:

BEER

Who in the band has the most disgusting toenails?

FM:

DRUMMER

Who in the band has the hairiest back?

FM:

Ed Asner

How'd Mike hurt his leg?

FM:

Slipped on Jello at an all you can eat buffet.

Who in the band has the worst B.O. aka gas?

FM:

DRUMMER

Would you guys ever suck a girls toe?

FM:

FUCK YEAH

Mike said that he lived near LEZ's and he wouldn't reveal his experiences on stage, can you reveal them here and will

you?

FM:

I got my ass kicked by a bull dyke and loved every minute of it.

List o' the hated 5

FM:

Miller, Bud, Coors, Zima, and you

How do you guys feel about the skins at your shows?

FM:

If ya can't beat 'em...

Would you guys play a Bar Mitzvah or a Birthday party?

FM:

If they had beer

If you and Michael Jackson were touring together, who would be the opening act?

FM:

Bad Religion

Ginger or Maryanne?

FM:

Mrs. Howell

Skipper or Gilligan?

FM:

Gross!

Who should have been on the cover of punk and disorderly volume II?

FM:

Line and Lars

Are you guys happy with Epitaph?

No. We're signing to Lookout next year.

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