We understand that you got back from Japan, any weird tour stories you would like to share with our readers?
Fat Mike:
McDonalds for lunch, Sushi for dinner.
What inspires you to do songs like the brews and Johnny Appleseed?
FM:
BEER
Who are the dog patch winos?
FM:
Bunch of Drunks from L.
Do you get a lot of crap for your dreads?
FM:
We put lot of crap in our dreads.
How'd you come up with the name NOFX?
FM:
Playing Poker
Who are the Major influences of the band.
FM:
BEER
Who in the band has the most disgusting toenails?
FM:
DRUMMER
Who in the band has the hairiest back?
FM:
Ed Asner
How'd Mike hurt his leg?
FM:
Slipped on Jello at an all you can eat buffet.
Who in the band has the worst B.O. aka gas?
FM:
DRUMMER
Would you guys ever suck a girls toe?
FM:
FUCK YEAH
Mike said that he lived near LEZ's and he wouldn't reveal his experiences on stage, can you reveal them here and will
you?
FM:
I got my ass kicked by a bull dyke and loved every minute of it.
List o' the hated 5
FM:
Miller, Bud, Coors, Zima, and you
How do you guys feel about the skins at your shows?
FM:
If ya can't beat 'em...
Would you guys play a Bar Mitzvah or a Birthday party?
FM:
If they had beer
If you and Michael Jackson were touring together, who would be the opening act?
FM:
Bad Religion
Ginger or Maryanne?
FM:
Mrs. Howell
Skipper or Gilligan?
FM:
Gross!
Who should have been on the cover of punk and disorderly volume II?
FM:
Line and Lars
Are you guys happy with Epitaph?
No. We're signing to Lookout next year.